One dark Saturday nite in a seedy bar in Welly's red light district, 6 djs gave out a dose of their own uncut version of the good stuff. It was all downhill from there. Funpoison was born.
From there on in, they had an itch to scratch... FP2 and audio terrorism was on the agenda: unleashing the debut of deck dualists Angrey and the madcap Larry Loontoonz on the unsuspecting public a second time was the only kind of therapy available.
FP3 called for a change of scene. Things were getting out of hand now. Over in NZ for a week or so was Nick Spice of No Future (UK) fame. In to an unrecognisable Studio 9. Sweat dripping from the roof. Punters dropping like flies. We said we were giving it up. We lied.
On their way round the world, Mr Loontoonz and LRS dropped in on Osaka for FP4: a mash-up with the locals, back to the undergound bar stylings before heading to Brighton and a rendevous with Mr Spice and Cohorts.
FP5: One thing led to another. Nick begged to be let loose down under just one more time and forced the The Fun Poison crew to come out of rehab for a twisted madcap bangalicious adventure in our favourite Wellington City superclub: Studio 9. This Saturday. No telling what will happen, but it won't be pretty.
FP6 is on the way: if you want to make it you'd better book your tickets and sort out your passport, cos it's in Brighton later this year...